Saturday, November 6, 2010

Burn Baby


Sleep. Eat. Watch TV. Eat. Do Laundry. Cook. Eggnog Latte. Watch TV. Burn my bare hip while cleaning my bathroom naked. That was my day in a nut shell. The only hot water pipe for the heater that does not have a foam protector on it is the one in the bathroom. So while I was sweeping before jumping in the tub, I bumped my hip (about 6 inches from my tush) on the freakin' hot pipe. Now, I have a good 5 inch burn mark that looks like it's already blistering. Yeah, I'm taking the foam off the pipe in the spare bedroom and putting it in the bathroom when the heat isn't on, because I'm NOT going to allow this to happen again. Yes, the words out of my mouth as I jumped up like I was belted was "mother effer!!" I can't promise I wont clean the bathroom naked in the future, but you damn well better believe that I'll be putting the foam protector on the damn pipe as soon as it cools down! Now I just need to make sure I don't burn myself on the spare bedroom pipe...that would be just my luck. Freakin' A! Oh, how I miss central heat!

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